4:49 p.m., 2003-07-21

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This is page is for you, the visitor. Duh.

This page is still under construction-so keep checking back, or e-mail me for ideas.

About you

Right now, your wondering why your here. Your trapped....yes, you can close the box but this page will forever haunt your brain. I don't know why or how you got here. You think I'm weird, and you wanna scream it out loud. If you do, I'll have Gizmo take care of you. Be scared. You are warned.

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Stuff you should never say to a cop
Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
And that hooker I met at the AIDS clinic said you were a nice guy.
Hey, you must've been doin' about 125mph to keep up with me! Good job!
"Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence."
"Lets do it differently this time . . . I'll give YOU the breathalizer test. Now stick this in your mouth and blow"
Didn't I see you get your ass kicked on Cops?
I bet I could grab that gun before you finish writing my ticket.
Those sirens are hurting my ears, turn them off or I am not speaking to you.
Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just as long as one of us does.
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other car around, that's how far they are ahead of me.
? Sorry I can't hear you over the radio. No, I am not turning it down, I love this song. Either speak up or just leave me alone.
What do you mean 'have I been drinking?' You're the trained specialist.
Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
Hey is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum.
Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?
Jokecenter

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Most of these dolls I made through dollzmania.com. You can claim them as your own, but I would appreciate a link back, a guest-book sign, an e-mail or even a tag on my tagboard. Just let me know! Also, If you want a certain type of doll made for you, I will do it. I will also host the image for you. Again, contact me for more information!

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I made these by myself. Open these up in your paint (or paintshop pro) program, and change however needed. If you use them, please give credit. More will be here soon.

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